The day after The Last Jedi came out I was shopping for a birthday present for a friend at a nerd store and these two guys walk up behind me, obviously wanting to look at where I was looking. One of them said “probably buying something for her boyfriend…stick to blow jobs bitch it’s not like you know what you’re looking at” so I turned around and say “Luke Skywalker dies.”
They look at me speechless, they hadn’t seen the movie yet. “What did you say?”
“I said Luke Skywaler dies. He force projects himself to fight Kylo Ren and then dies. And if you don’t get the fuck away from me I’ll tell you how Snoke dies too”
This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.
No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.
When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.
Important and vital
I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again
awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.
This show is the epitome of “I’m an asshole because I’m better than you” and so many people used it to justify their behavior, and it finally addressed the fact that that’s not the case but instead the reality is “I’m an asshole because I’m immature and can’t take care of myself mentally or emotionally” and of course assholes are gonna cry about it. Because, again, they are immature and can’t handle their emotions.
This monologue is a prime example of “Sometimes if someone’s advice pisses you off it’s because they’re right and you know that applies to you.”
I had to learn more about this little guy. Turns out this is a voiced over video for comedy. His name is Wilfred Warrior. He’s a Chinchilla Persian from London, and he has an INSTAGRAM.
Although He looks like a sad goblin, He is very loved
And very happy ❤
I feel better now knowing the cat wasn’t actually being yelled at or mocked.
[Everyone is standing around the broken water pump]
X6-88: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Piper: … I did. I broke it.
X6-88: No. No you didn’t. Hancock?
Hancock: Don’t look at me. Look at MacCready.
MacCready: What?! I didn’t break it.
Hancock: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
MacCready: Because it’s laying right in front of us and it’s broken.
Hancock: Suspicious.
MacCready: No it’s not!
Preston: If it matters, probably not, but Curie was the last one to use it.
Curie: «Menteur»! I can’t even drink that!
Preston: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the water pump earlier?
Curie: I keep my medical supplies in a box near the water pump. Everyone knows that Preston!
Piper: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me repair it X6.
X6-88: [yelling] No! Who broke it!?
MacCready: X6… Danse’s been awfully quiet.
Danse: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
X6-88: [being interviewed] I broke it. I soaked my uniform so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a brahmin’s head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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