Skelebro content i need to see

batter-sempai:

birdsareblooming:

death-inamoment:

birdsareblooming:

  • Papyrus just picking Sans up at any moment and carrying his sleeping body around and just continuing to talk to whoever he’s talking to but with a koala Sans snoring in his arms.
  • Sans doing things that cat owners do with cats that jump real high, because Papyrus can fly. So Sans will just be on the balcony and randomly throw something and Papyrus will jump from the snowy ground to catch it in his mouth. 
  • Sans having the philosophy “If it fits I sits”
  • Sans makes Papyrus an Easter egg hunt but he holds all the eggs and Pap’s job is just to find Sans sleeping with an egg and a note somewhere. He actually has good hiding spots and it gets extremely heated. 
  • Papyrus realizing that when Sans goes down for a midnight snack he just eats cold mac and cheese cause he doesn’t want to wake Papyrus up, so he pre-heats mac and cheese for him and leaves it there.
  • Every time they go shopping together they can and will by at least one kazoo. They have a secret stash of cheap kazoos for special occations in Papyrus’ closet.
  • Papyrus starts getting overstimulated at a party and Sans is the only one to notice and takes him home and makes him a mug cake.
  • When Pap was little Sans would bury himself in the snow and leave a sticky note on the fridge saying “come sniff me out”. Papyrus got so tired of this almost daily ritual and woke up super early and buried himself in the snow. It took Sans all day to find him and that’s why Papyrus wakes up at 4:30 now.
  • They have gone trick-or-treating as Edward and Alphonse Elric.
  • They have very different taste in music except they both like Twenty-One-Pilots and Hamilton and they rock out to it in the car.
  • Both of them legit thought arson was legal until recently.
  • Someone suggested they watch Coco (because Skeletons) and they both really liked it but when “Remember Me” started playing at the end Papyrus looked over to see Sans fucking silently bawling. He was just sitting there,  the usual smile on his face, and an entire waterfall coming out both eye sockets. No one knows why. 
  • Papyrus plays exclusively string instruments and Sans plays only horns. But they are masters of their craft. The only exception is the xylophone bc they are skeletons after all. 
  • Every time Papyrus hurts himself by accident, no matter how, Sans just says: “that’s what you get for being tall.”
  • Papyrus once came home to Sans upside down on the couch, leg detached, covered in ramen and blue glitter, and crying while watching Breakfeast Club. Papyrus joined him.
  • Whenever they watch Pooh’s Hefflump Movie and Roo fails to capture Lumpy Papyrus just says “GOD WHAT A FUCKING MOOD” without fail. 
  • Once they were bored so Sans stuck a bluetooth disco ball in his skull and they headbanged to Living Tombstone with the multi-colored lights shining through Sans’ eye sockets.
  • Once Papyrus couldn’t find Sans anywhere, like anywhere, and was getting really worried. And then he looked up and saw Sans sleeping on the ceiling bc gravity manipulation is dank.
  • Whenever Sans is awake but zoneing out, Papyrus will prank him by T-posing and hovering over to him.
  • Papyrus once forcefully woke up Sans by playing Despacito real loud in his room.

Do you mean Papyrus sits next to sans covered in ramen and glitter,

Or does he JOIN HIM join him?

He JOINS HIM joins him.

Papyrus is no coward. 

I love the idea of Papyrus and Sans using their reality warping/gravity manipulating powers to mess around with each other 😀

fullmetalfisting:

khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

fullmetalfisting:

Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

The notes of this post are like

Women: wow that’s funny I should try that when a man won’t stop talking about himself!

Men: OP you’re a bitch and an asshole and a slut