slasherimagines:

kalkris:

ariassong:

ariassong:

themetaisawesome:

techcat-mod:

bardicknowledgeblogger:

biglawbear:

medinaquirin:

riskpig:

kaleymonster:

durnesque-esque:

ceiphiedknight:

riskpig:

allisquish:

almostvivian:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

trouncing:

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

I’ll allow it.

I have but two words:

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

I ride into battle on one of these

Animal Companions

Fresh combat

Monks have to use these

Wizard’s Spell book

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

THE B A R D

Good lord, i got old real quick… I had one of each of these when I was a kid

lmaonade:

toby fox: feel every emotion at once

me: yes sir right away sir

pussysoupforthesoul:

anyways to make things easy: 

lesbians are not attracted to men. period. that includes trans men. and to say that the word “lesbian” should only mean a woman who loves women and not a woman who doesn’t like men is pure lesbophobia n fuck ur feelings. 

there is no such thing as a bi/pan lesbian. if ur genuinely attracted to both men and women ur just bi like u dont gotta do all that shit. 

trans lesbians are not “lesbian adjacent” or “dyke lite” they’re lesbians period. and dating a trans woman as a cis lesbian still makes u a lesbian.

lesbians who’ve had relationships with men or currently in relationships with men bc they haven’t come out yet are still fucking lesbians. compulsory heterosexuality does not reflect attraction so stop acting like lesbians who struggle with it secretly like men 

bye. 

holdmecloseandfast:

keplercryptids:

thetumblrofrassilon:

operativesurprise:

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

You’re a monster

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

it has occurred me during this process that apparently not everyone thinks about books by what color they are? like, literally when i’m looking for a book, i picture it in my mind. i have a very…tactile experience with the books i read and idk! i thought everyone did that lol.

my partner was like “how will i find [this book] for instance” and i replied “easy, it’s purple” and he looked at me like i was a witch.

OP your brain is neat and I love you for it you funky little color-coded cupcake. But you’re still a monster.