Everybody is losing their shit over Toby Fox’s recent Undertale update and I’m living for it
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Sans was suddenly gone, Papyrus had no fuckin’ clue where he went, he shows back up with a stranger and Papyrus is supposed to just accept it?? no.
ask-the-skele-household has this cute thing where sans falls asleep when you pick him up and i just love that idea for obvious reasons so i cranked the fluff up to eleven sorry

I know realistically if someone was bugging Sans he’d just teleport away, but I see so much stuff with Sans rescuing Papyrus from bullies that I wanted to switch it around, haha.
I love how movie!Symbrock is like “Pussy”, “Parasite”, “You’re a loser, Eddie”, [3 hours of bickering over what they should and shouldn’t eat.]
While comic!Symbrock is all “my darling”, “my love”, “here I bought chocolates for you”, “I love you, Eddie”, “hey how about we raise a kid together?”
It doesn’t matter whether you’re more into fluff or bickering; canon has you covered.
Listen, yes of course Eddie Brock is an exceptional example of an alien fucker but I need everyone to understand that the symbiote is canonically from a planet where not only does everything reproduce asexually but the even idea of wanting any kind of relationship with a host was considered so insane and devious that the Venom symbiote was sentenced to death for it. And consider how weird a human must be to them. Humans are as much aliens to symbiotes as symbiotes are to humans.
What I’m saying is in terms of being an alien fucker, NOBODY beats the Venom Symbiote.























