cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

“Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

howtobangyourmonster:

Husband: Hey, I wanna try some kinky roleplay…

Me: Oh THANK GOD here put on this silicone monster head mask, here are some electro-stim gloves, let me get the Bad Dragon sheathe, where’d you put the slube? I’m going to put in my earbuds and listen to BioWare voice actors, okay?

Husband: ಠ╭╮ಠ

hardcoregamer:

Obsidian’s Announces ‘The Outer Worlds’ at Game Awards 2018

Their newly revealed game is called “The Outer Worlds,” and it’s looking like a BioShock-esque retro-futuristic RPG romp in space where players have to take their world back from the corporations that have overrun it. The reveal wasn’t much more than a teaser, but it already looks like The Outer Worlds has plenty of potential. 

Go look!

https://www.hardcoregamer.com/2018/12/06/obsidians-announces-the-outer-worlds-at-game-awards-2018/319698/

laparalaela:

Hey, so I sent out this toot on mastadon today and got this response almost immediately.

Given what I know about Mastadon, their policies, and the fact that their code is open source, this seems like a really good place to switch over to from tumblr.

There’s a lot of good resources to help you get started if you Google “mastadon instances”, but I don’t want to link anything in case the giant blue overlords eat my post

I’m not planning on leaving tumblr yet, but I’m on the Sunbeam City solarpunk instance, in case you wanna catch me there.

humans are weird

smolpaperboat:

i know this is so late but i love the humans are space australia thread i have never appreciated my species so much

1.
imagine trying to explain vaccinations—that we’re injecting our young and vulnerable with a little bit of life-threatening disease in the hope of preventing said life-threatening disease in the future, and it only works because our immune systems petty af and refuse to forget their old enemies.

alien: WHY DO WE HAVE COLONIES OF HEPATITIS B, INFLUENZA, AND MEASLES IN THE CARGO LOAD SHOULD WE CALL TOXIC WASTE—
humans: oh, those? some kids need their shots this year.
alien: you inject hepatitis B, influenza, and measles into your young—and they survive??
human: oh sure! some go under the weather for a little while, but they’re all back up by the next week and immune forever!
alien: 

2. 
for most alien species, it’s probably a natural response to get rid of the weak and prioritize the survival of the fittest. it’s the standard strategy to keep a species going. on the other hand, humans just don’t give up.

a human struggles with vision? it looks through little glass disks or uses correctional lasers. even at worst, it trains a canine to serve as its eyes. 

a human lacks audioreceptors? it gets little devices in its ears to amplify incoming sound waves.

a human lacks a limb? it gets a replacement made out of metals that could have otherwise been used for artillery or construction, and it goes to therapy until its body accepts the prosthetic as its own. 

a human can’t walk? other humans push it in a special wheeled chair.

out of all other intergalactic species we may be the one with the most compassion for our weak and disadvantaged; the only species with its frontrunners willing to slow down to let others keep up.